All the sources codes "Joke"page 11

//Best thing ever i saw in a style guideline is:
//"Always use var++ instead of ++var"
//For cosmetic reasons

function _CLK_TCK() {
   // FIXME: this is clearly not always right.
   // But how to figure out the right value?
   return 100.0;
}

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