All the sources codes "Joke"page 7

public void goToBed (Person person)
{
   if(person.istired() == true)
        sleep (7hour);
}

long long time; //ago in a galaxy far away...

try {

}
catch (SQLException ex) {
    // Basically, without saying too much, you're screwed. Royally and totally.
}
catch(Exception ex)
{
    //If you thought you were screwed before, boy have I news for you!!!
}